Llamatron

Damn near perfect

I can’t stand the word ‘content’

Well that’s the thing with the rich and powerful. There’s no such thing as enough.

What would Trump and his gang do differently if they were Russian agents? Nothing except maybe be more discrete about it.

Certainly makes you wonder.

It’s extraordinary how Americans have elected someone who is actively weakening the country and no one is doing a fucking thing about it.

Putin is a genius.

WTF is wrong with these people

Land of the free indeed

It blows my mind that so many Americans saw this petulant, orange manchild and thought yes, this man should lead us.

I miss Reaper

*scrapping

Well that’s disturbing

I fucking wish. And the media doesn’t call him out, instead try to interpret the bullshit, try to make something coherent out of the rambling nonsense. I listen to a BBC news podcast and you can hear the incredulity in their voices as they try to sugar coat and give the benefit of the doubt to this lunatic’s ravings. They clearly know but it’s like they see calling out his lies for what they are as some kind of line they dare not cross. Gotta appear balanced even if one side of that equation is disconnected from reality. It’s beyond infuriating.

Lying liar lies. Who’da thunk it

He lies to his own country but now he’s lying on the world stage. Does he think we buy it? He’s lying about events we all saw unfolding ourselves! We’re not stupid, we don’t suckle on the Fox teat like his ignorant cult followers. It’s bizarre and extraordinary that this is happening. This is no way to run a country, this is no way to interact with the rest of the world. You chose this demented crook to represent you? WTF

If I was American I’d be so embarrassed

Sooner or later they’re gonna run out of feet to shoot themselves in

Oh all the time. Sometimes while riding a tiger. It was the style at the time.

Well shit, 80s kid here and we kinda did this. We had a pile of old mattresses and cushions. The mattresses were the super cheap and crappy kind with no springs so were actually really good for landing on. The ground floor of our house was maybe 6ft higher than the back garden and we had a kinda small raised patio at the back door with steps down into the garden. We piled up the mattresses on the lawn, beyond the flower bed. And threw ourselves off the wall at the edge of the patio down onto the mattresses. Lots of fun.

My siblings and I used those same mattresses to slide down our stairs, crashing into them at the bottom. That was fun too.

I also remember finding these long smooth metal sheets somewhere and using them to make a slide down our garden steps. Then using a sledge sliding down it and crashing into the mattresses.

I miss those days.

What a cunt

Definitely agree with you there. In an effort to appear balanced they try and present different sides of an argument as if they’re both valid. I guess that’s how Farage got on so much.

To be fair to the BBC, they’re ‘supposed’ to report the facts without judgement. How successful they are at that is debated endlessly, you can find anyone of any political flavour who will swear blind the BBC is ‘obviously’ biased against ‘them’. They can’t win no matter what they do.