I appreciate her username. It was my first question.

I did this on Sunday, but it was cooked maybe medium rare. I haven’t cooked a lot in my life. What should I do if I want to marinate next time?

While I agree this would be hilarious, and would want them to do it, it scares me that it’s possible. That they know who is using it and apparently keep a database of certain users whom they can then blackmail. It’s probably just an empty threat though and I’m taking it too seriously.

Wow, thank you for this. I was always confused by how it was a riddle. Still kinda seems like Samson was just being deceitful, but the parallels you posted are awesome.