Yeaaaaah Elon has enough stuff. He doesn’t need me too

Colorectal cancer is rising and especially deadly in the young. The only safe amount of blood in stool is zero.

See a doctor asap for screening to rule out major issues.

Weaponized incompetence and flattery

I understand the baked beans and the tragedy that befell the beans and the chef. But what the hell is the yellow on the keyboard.

Also do your HOA, if you happen to live in one. I became my HOA president, I found $150,000 (!!!) with the state treasury as abandoned.

Fuck my life but I got it back

That first character is more routinely a character that indicates departing from a space / location but in this example, it’s definitely not being used like that.

I think it means more like Great Trump. The 离了个 part means great. 特朗普 means Trump. Google thinks the complete phrase means The Great War but that’s not really right either because the last 3 chars defo mean Trump

No chance of that

Can’t get to Star Trek without the Bell Riots.

It is cannon.

Because they often do. And most non native speakers really work at it too. Love them for it

America gets a cold, the world gets the flu.

And that is just the economic impact.

Voucher for 1 free vasectomy?

Symptom of dementia?

They should have voted then, or if they did vote, vote a different way. America is going to get the government they deserve.

Edit: and those poor people, those people are the cost of others’ decisions. Oh well. Sucks to be American

Firefox, Safari, IE and probably Edge plus a whole slew of lesser known names are out there.

Personally FF for the win

This is why I only read books from the library

Holy shit

A dog was fed broccoli and laid out bomb gaseous farts that cooked the owner out of house and home?

What a lovely story about kitty

Hand is #2-from-the-left-guy’s hand.