Sexybill

Poor kid 😭

I drink mine, FYI 🤪

*ETA

& tyvm

Even if you were cannibals, you have to remember I’m coming from reddit! Cannibals are preferential to being at the bottom of that poisonous swamp!

Poor Irish folk. I love the Irish. And while I’ve plenty of opportunity to watch blazing saddles it just doesn’t appeal to me. Is it wrong of me to defend the Irish in light of my ignorance of this humorous show?

Is that why I feel so at home here? Am I a socialist!? Did Lemmy make me a socialist! Oh no, what am I going to tell my mother when sh3 finds out.

But in all seriousness… Tho the text above was not made in jest, Would you consider yourself to be described in that way? A socialist? If not a socialist, how do you find the wherewithal to stick around?

One can be maladjusted and still happy. Jeezy Pete!

Not me. I just get drunk at work and reply to every string of text that I feel like!

Me too! And not a bot! Woohoo!

I’m a new user! Pl3ased to meet you. Still getting used to not having my text autocorrectes to the level of iphon3. It feels more organic 5ho.

I found Lemmy through grapheneos! That’s my story. Love it.

If I hadn’t smashed my iPhone in a work related accident I would never know the joy of ditching reddit and joining you folks.

Hazzah for happenstance! Life is great!

Its OK Clark. We’re here for you!

Perhaps he’ll… Slam the opposition???

I’m here to say that us far from the truth!

As well as it should. His song is more meaningful, therefore more likely to be remembered!

This can be forgiven! Penance comes in the form of watching more Elliott Smith vidyas.

How was he to know they’d corrupt something so innocent as whisky.

In defense of defenses, science has failed to pinpoint when a man becomes a man.

In my defense, I miss him terribly.

In his defense, he did die before a meaningful transition to emo man.

You’ve got to overcome your circumstances. Remove your shoes and get impregnated, goddammit.