Don’t make Vance cry, his mascara will run

God damn, every time I think this douche can’t get any worse… There’s no bottom (well, to be fair Trump is his bottom}

“Black Sunday is a 1975 novel by American writer Thomas Harris…”

Hope not, though. Too many innocents.

Perhaps the Dems realize there won’t be another vote, and they’re better off kissing ass now if hey want their jobs.

So. All Putin has to do is say. “Don’t send any weapons to Ukraine and when we win, Russia will give you their rare minerals”, and Trump will roll over like a dog begging for a treat. Not that Trump ever knew right from wrong…

I wonder if it would make more sense for people to make appointments at their nearest firing range, for basic firearm safety training. Just, you know, in case a burglar burgles a home or something. If the government saw that 10,000 people went for training this weekend, they’d feel better about our safety. And more could join in next weekend.

Coupled with the weather Florida has been having, “oranges from the United States” will probably no longer be a thing. They waited until Anita Bryant died. Coincidence? I think not. /s

Warn, shit.

Get your shit together and do your fucking jobs and put an end to this.

Edit: A lot of comments pointing out the problems with Congressional powers vs. Presidential. All good points. However, (at least up until Musk changed the passwords) Congress can refuse to provide funding for stupid or harmful executive orders, including tariffs. And yes, to put that through, they’d need a majority. Unless it only works if they do it secretly, there ought to be a way to convince red-state corporations to bring some pressure to bear on their representatives and gather the necessary votes - at least for this bs.

“I was told there would be a medal”.

Shamelessly clipped from History.com:

This Day In History: December 16

1938 Hitler establishes Mother’s Cross to encourage German women to procreate

On December 16, 1938, Adolf Hitler institutes the Mother’s Cross, to encourage women of “pure” German origin to increase the size of their families and grow the population of the Third Reich.

The Nazis started such encouragement early. When members the League of German Girls (a wing of of the Hitler Youth movement) turned 18, they became eligible for a branch called Faith and Beauty, which trained these girls in the art of becoming ideal mothers. One component of that ideal was fecundity. And so each year, gold medals were awarded to women with eight children or more, silver medals to women with six to seven, and bronze medals to women with five. The crosses were distributed between 1938 and 1944.

Citizens: “Sure, but where is Trump going to get a Gestapo?”

Bove: “Halte mein Bier”

Another shocking development from the Lobster Mobster.

I have never in my life met another group so obsessed with other people’s genitalia. Whether it’s being caught in a theater playing them, or stomping into bathrooms to look around at them, they really need a different hobby.

There’s an easy way to redefine this. If Trump can grab you by it, and you just let it happen because he’s a star, you’re a woman.

I wonder how much TikTok is paying him donating to his presidential fund?

You can also fly it upside down during the entire presidency

The article actually says, “pope bombs”. I find that annoying. Shouldn’t “Pope” be capitalized?

“They come to me, tears in their eyes, and say Sir, you are the only one of Musk’s assistants that wears makeup. It’s the best makeup, everyone is saying it.”

Making Elon Musk use a toddler as a human shield… priceless.

How’s the drainage?