So uh, how much cannabis? Asking for a fisherman.

Supreme Court: “One of us! One of us!”

Or a banana, of course.

If they do this for a simple collision, can you imagine how ICE would react if, while they’re off arresting people, a group tipped over their cars? I mean, such a disturbing event would only take about four or five people, which would be terrible. I hope it never happens, especially more than once.

Dear Netanyahu,

I hope you like sloppy seconds. Putin was already there, and I’m not sure Trump rinsed his mouth.

Yep. Seems pretty premeditated to me.

Al Jazeera also had the same headline, so…

Easiest way to tell: Look at the arms and count the holes. AI keeps getting that wrong, I bet.

I bet it had two check boxes at the bottom, like a 6th grade note passed around the class: “Do you like me? [ ] yes [ ] no”

I’ve seen a lot of these dumbass headlines recently, with double- and triple- and quadruple-negatives instead of clear, concise terms. They’re all like, “Appeals court rules against judge who declined to block restriction imposed by lower court on disabling injunction on tariffs…”.

Hint to newsies: If I have to diagram your damned headline to see if it’s “Yes” or “No”, rewrite it.

Excellent points. While on the outside it does look like the Russians could have bought out all of Eastern Ukraine’s homeowners/farmers/citizens for $1 mil apiece, spent less money and still got the territory they want, it isn’t that simple.

I can’t believe no one’s made the, “Hundreds of thousands took the train from France to Germany in the '40s” joke. Not that it’s a joke.

Finally. But what’s been going on in Russia isn’t making sense either.

Consider: Some estimates show Russia used 69 missiles and 298 drones between May 23-25.

Googling, “How much does a Russian drone cost?” gives: The cost of Russian drones varies significantly depending on the type and capabilities. Some cheaper drones like the “Ghoul” quadcopter cost as little as $500, while others, like the Shahed-136, are estimated to range from $20,000 to $80,000. More advanced drones, such as the Merlin-VR, can cost over $300,000

So let’s say they used a mid-range drone, call it $30,000. 298 of them is $8,940,000.

Google again, “How much does a Russian missile used against Ukraine cost?”. Lots of variation, but call it $500,000 for each of the 69 used, for a total of $34,500,000.

So, for this two-day attack, they spent about $43-44 million dollars. And Google again, “How many people were killed in Ukraine May 23-25” says, “at least 12”.

Twelve people killed for $44 million. How stupid can you get? Do the Russians realize they could have simply bought the land they want in the Ukraine, if they’d done so through a dummy corporation or something like that?

I realize it’s the whole, “terror” thing, but frankly Ukraine ain’t terrified.

And now they’re going to be really well armed, and off the chain.

When did he pause?

So where do we go to get bit? For Uncle Ben.

I’m waiting for the, “Walmart tells Trump to eat a dick” headline.

My bad, I added a period for end-of-sentence and didn’t consider the link. Apologies.

This could actually work really well, when Disney doesn’t want to pay union wages:

Captain America: “So, bad guys! Have a taste of my shield!”

(Cap spins in a circle, hiding shield behind back. He covers his mouth, making “bing! crash! buh-tang!” noises) (Cap whips shield in front and jumps, pretending to catch shield)

Captain America: “Take that!”

Yeah, but they’re into that shit.

If you don’t want the SS coming after you for “threatening the president”, make it “23-skidoo47”.