Jesus didn’t hate the money changers.

He wanted to go into business with them.

Religion is a cancer.

Chairman Mamdami on his Mao-style bike cycle.

I’d like to thank all my former employers for making me the vicious asshole I have rightfully become after being shit on left and right because my self motivation and sense of responsibility were ripe for abuse during my formative working years.

Fuck em

its astral phrenology.

youre making a prediction about me based on where stars are in the sky. No different than where the lumps are, on my head.

fart noise