Tell you what, let’s have a contest: we each mail 100 letters, me from USPS and you from FedEx, and we track which ones arrive first

Most people’s only interaction with the homeless is seeing them from a distance, and then making assumptions about them

To be fair, it’s kind of weird that there’s a black medal of honor in addition to the regular one.

A) No executives anywhere are taking personal accountability for anything

B) I upgraded from the 12 to the 16 for Apple Intelligence and I have yet to see it offer value. A substantial portion of hey Siri voice requests return with “I’m sorry I didn’t get that” even when using the voice transcription feature gets the words right

I’ve added limes to the grocery list

Quality content? You mean the exact same stuff that’s on Reddit, often copied directly from Reddit?

800,000 “Trump bad! Look at this latest bad thing Elong did!” posts a day is not quality content

Seems like just yesterday Metallica was suing people for enjoying copyrighted materials

Schumer has been in Congress since 1981 and politics since 1975, so maybe stop fooling yourselves that he’s going anywhere

Last I checked, my taxes pay for your kids’ school, so…

I love kids, wish I’d had my own, but it is not “selfless.” That’s just you justifying what you wanted

lol no: demanding society cater to your choice to have a child is not “selfless”

Same: 47 years and not once has anyone cared whether I have kids or a partner

Most hiring managers are looking for unicorns

Yes, it’s a strategy to make low frequency events seem like major problems

Have you tried calling them all fascists? Maybe that’ll help

Good point: a lot of theft stems from people reading tax returns and robbing the rich. That’s why high-income neighborhoods also have the highest crime 🙄

I think they mean: how is you looking at my naked body and face MY problem?

They were for several hundred million years. What changed?

“Bitch I said”

Me, thinking about the days of dial up: 😭

Have you tried just using Lemmy instead?