That scene with the cars in the junkyard doing a whole ass musical number (“Worthless”) about how they were going to die freaked me out as a kid.

Gather round, children, it’s time to learn about existential dread!

This is where I’m at too. Even rubber stamping shit takes a non zero amount of time. We should be bouncing back anything that has so much as a misplaced comma, let alone shit like this.

“Who the fuck is Ollie Garky?”

Whole house fans need to make a comeback. Our house was built in the 1920s and has one from the early 60’s before AC was common and I love that fucking thing. We still have some window AC units for really hot days or days when its hot and raining but it cuts WAAAAY down on how often we actually end up using them. Still uses some power obviously but nowhere near as much from what I can tell, and that’s a 60 odd year old one.

The CVS nearest me announces “cashier needed at [item]” over the intercom on loop until they show up when you hit the call button. In related news, I’ve now discovered the most awkward way possible to buy condoms.

Even the best health care is only as good as the patient’s willingness to listen to an expert. Unless there’s some poor intern being tasked with wrapping Donvict’s meds in cheese so he’ll swallow them, that might not matter.

I mean, technically, Odo probably isn’t wearing ANY uniform…

Honey Sriracha Chicken (bulk recipe, but scales well if you want to make a smaller batch)

5 lbs boneless skinless chicken thighs or breasts

1 cup Sriracha

1 cup honey

1/4 cup soy sauce

1/4 cup lime juice

Throw all ingredients in crockpot for 4 hours on high or 6-8 hours on low. Shred. Makes absolutely bomb tacos. It also makes quite a bit of sauce; I like to use the extra to cook rice to have with.

Lazy enchiladas

2 cans refried beans

1 can chili (or roughly equivalent amount homemade chili if you’ve got it on hand)

1 lrg can enchilada sauce

8-10 medium Tortillas

Combine

1 bag shredded cheese

Optional - diced green chilis, tajin, garlic powder

Combine chili, beans, and optional ingredients if using. Put a couple heaping spoonfuls in each tortilla and roll like a burrito. Put in lightly greased casserole dish. Pour on enchilada sauce and top with cheese. Bake at 350 F until bubbling and cheese is starting to brown. If you’ve got sour cream on hand, top w sour cream. Tasty, cheap, and stupid filling.

Heard about him wanting to rename it before hearing what he wanted to rename it to and actually just assumed he was. I’m genuinely surprised he’s not tbh

Gigapet? I had the koala one

I mean, I can feel bad for his kids (especially if they’re too young to understand, no idea how old they are) and still be of the opinion fuck that guy. The two are not mutually exclusive.

Grief is not a conscious decision and we do not get to choose who we will mourn for and because of that, I do feel for them, but the rest of us are under absolutely no obligation to mourn along with them.

Honestly I’d rather “forgive” the ones that didn’t vote since they outnumber the Trump supporters by quite a bit. The qanon types can eat crow from here to eternity for all I fucking care at that point, if we can get more people to actually give a fuck we won’t need those assholes.

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If you’ve got a mini muffin pan, you can make little tiny cheesecakes by putting a nilla wafer or oreo in each compartment as the crust and pouring the batter on top. Did it for Thanksgiving and topped each one with homemade cranberry sauce and they were to die for.

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I think you got your comment threads mixed up. The dude calling for doxxing is further down.

There’s also this one if you’re feeling like a really uncomfortable moment with a friend.

Caper in the Castro came out on BBSs in 1989 to encourage people to donate to AIDS research.