ACAB

How long until the American special military operation gets underway in Gaza?

Serve over ice, or not

I drink my horchata warm because fuck ICE

Asking my garlic head friends if they’re more into ursinum’s or sativum’s

I’m so sorry to be such a massive pain in the ass, I HATE asking-

And it’s just like grabbing my coffee mug from the other room or something

The capitalists got him, guys

Nice try, former high school chemistry teacher

Sorry for that ugly visual.

You are not forgiven. You’re not wrong. But you’re also not forgiven.

This lady used to own my house

Croque madame

What a beautiful murderer. She reminds me of our girl Splotchy:

Is there a good short story or anything with this theme? I love that idea but don’t know if I’d want to read a whole book about it lmao

HOW ABOUT WE STOP FUCKING LEGISLATING WHAT WOMEN WEAR?

One patient on board had received care at Shriner’s Children’s Hospital in Philadelphia, the hospital said. The child and their mother were returning home to Mexico, according to Shriner’s.

Excited to see if the country has a measured response to this news

It really was great. And I did wonder Death Wolf Big Cock so he’s not alone.

“I happened to see your search history after clicking the menu and then history and then view history and then export to pdf and then sent it to my personal device and then reviewed it for hours on accident hehe”

100%. I wake up every day fearing what he has done while I foolishly slept and took my eye off the ball (as if I can do anything to stop him). But how sweet would it be to just worry that he said something idiotic to give fuel to Stephen Colbert’s writing staff.

Instead, we got a man capable of multitudes. He can be stupid, ignorant, uncaring, hateful, racist, misogynistic and so much more, all at the same time!

It sounds dumb but I wish this was as awful as Trump got. Like he was just a dumb idiot who didn’t want to visit a crash site because it crashed in the river, not realizing he would obviously visit a suitably close site on land. That isn’t evil, just super dumb and embarrassing. Still not a guy who should be in charge of anything but not overtly bigoted and evil.

Get in, loser, we’re going to throw the One Ring into the fiery chasm from whence it came