Exactly. If someone does a thing Republicans don’t want done, they’ll attack, regardless. Might as well make it interesting and keep the attacks anonymous.

I mean, that army of frogs could be school kids or coworkers. Boys. Women. You don’t know. Facial and gait recognition aren’t going to be very effective. I love it!

(I googled and just found out a group of frogs is an ARMY! It’s perfect.)

Just grab 'em by the pussy, if you’re a star they let you do it!

He was a shitposter before he was president.

First song that popped in my head!

Federal government gives money to the states for those highway projects.

And yet…

Stubborn about what? Acknowledging reality?

I ain’t a man, my man.

But more martial arts stuff? I’m telling you he was niche and you’re only reinforcing my point.

I’m in my 50s, and I didn’t say he wasn’t famous. I was saying he wasn’t the guy everyone wanted in their movies. He was in a bunch of B-movies. He was famous as a karate guy that made the leap to movies. Crappy movies. And he was a pretty crappy actor as well.

I don’t know how old you are but it seems you’re confusing Chuck Norris with Sylvester Stallone, Kevin Costner, Bruce Willis, Eddie Murphy, Richard Gere or somebody like that. He was in a lot of B-movies in the 80s, I’ll give him that.

How does mail being problematic make people want to order more things by mail?

“Mail so janky I don’t even want to go to the store no more!”

Hey, they said the were Warfighters, not Warplanners!

While manufacturing plastic ain’t that great, it beats burning petro any day as far as climate change and air quality are concerned.

I went to a K-8 school on (not next to it, but inside the base’s fence line) a USAF base in South Carolina, just in case you aren’t aware that it’s done all the time.

That could easily be for bombing Iran at the behest of Israel.

No

M, I, crooked letter, crooked letter, I, crooked letter, crooked letter, I, humpback, humpback, I!

(My parents were stationed at a base there while I was in 3rd and 4th grade, I didn’t learn much that I recall from those years, but I will never forget how to spell the damn thing.)

But how do you tell the difference between slop and a shitpost?

Brazilian have Portuguese names.

During Trump’s first term I used to say a pet rock would make a better president. Even truer now.