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Cake day: September 2nd, 2026

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  • I don’t know, but he sounds like some people I’ve met. When I was in Dublin, in a pub, this one Romanian guy proceeded to try and tell a joke… ugh the punchline was “it was womans” and it was good my buddy was there and bought him a pint to shut him up since I was already 10-12 pints deep. If you question that part; there may have been some “smelling salts” and plenty of cigarettes involved. Sorry for the rant it just grinds my gears.












  • Introducing the iShit; it looks so good that you won’t even notice the smell.

    But yeah realistically Cr’Apple has done nothing worth a shit in my opinion. I’ve had iPhones since 4 and all I can say is I keep hating it more and more every year. Like the hardware is good but the OS is … I want to punch someone in the face angry. At this point you need a manual on how to use your phone; one with a few hundred pages, troubleshooting guide. I’m slowly switching to using my Linux based phone because honestly it’s easier. It’s like apple decided we want to make things as complicated as andriod. I need a phone for phone calls, texts, watching videos, and browsing the web. Somehow they fucked that up. Half the shit I wonder who the fuck signed off on this change. I got the phone in my left hand and my pecker in my right and yet the close tab button now is on the right side of the tab, so stretch your thumb.

    Just using the phone feels like it does whatever it wants and I’m a backseat driver.


  • Smart phones ruined everything. It was fun when I was the only one, hyperbole. I had smart phones while my peers in grade school finally started getting hand me down flip phones. I was like this is great; playing Zelda on a gameboy emulator, or on the next phone that had the same specs as my first pc and playing Duke Nukem 3D. Being able to browse the internet.

    Now it’s devolved to a chain collar on your neck as you’re expected to answer the phone all the time and even places of work require you to have a phone to use their cr’apps. Scan this QR code. Ram this up yass, oh wait. At this point I hate phones. I plan to switch to a garmin watch with phone capabilities. I mean 95% is just spam these days for me.