nicklewound [he/him]

lol. Nick Polom.

COVID gave me streamer brainrot. I started watching Hasan couped up in the house so I know some of these people. I don’t watch Nick much but, his persona is a creepy gooner dude. I think it’s mostly a joke. (I hope)

Anyway, Hasan and Nick seem to like each other. Nick always defends Hasan when people throw shit at him. There was a video of on Israeli TV of Nick and Hasan watching a Houthi music video. And people tried to get him to hate Hasan for “doing that to him.”

Now that you’ve read this, you can have some of my brainrot too!

Was it terrifying when you spun around and saw you were getting gunned down in the street like one of the peasants?

There will be no excuses for the terror.

Not the only alternative. But it’s nice too.

There’s more than one way to skin a cat.

You lost, nerd?

Hasan is cool and good.

Demon’s aren’t like they used to be, folks. Sadly, you can no longer rely on demon’s to finish the fucking job.

This is it! DRUMPF is done for!

Goddamn, being a cis dude is so fucking boring.

I want a double jump so goddamn bad.

You can take my giant mommy milkers and massive dongs when you pry them from my cold dead hands!

Love my wheel. Dirt 2 is so much damn fun with that thing.

I am cow

Goddamn we’re so fucking cool.

It’s about time someone recognized it.

Nah, nothing like that. I’ve noticed zero anti-communism or anti-soviet propaganda in the game. Seems the opposite to me.

It’s good actually!

Oh no! A controversial gender!? My day is absolutely ruined and now I hate everybody that isn’t white straight and cis.

I have decided to fuel up my paraglider and join Hamas.

The slave owners literally were compensated for their lost property. They got reparations. The slaves did not.

I’ll be 40 in a few months. Will I be ok?

Aww. The baby brain liberals are struggling again.

Nobody hates you. We hate landlords. Landlord-ism isn’t an inalienable trait. You weren’t born a lord or lady of the land. You can stop forcing people to pay your mortgage anytime you want.

Go find your muffler, what done flew clear out from under your automobile, and you stiffen your upper lip, look at it say, “IT’S👏 HER👏 TURN👏!!”

You’ll be back safe on the road in no time. Keep up, sweaty.

LOL