I just started playing the first one for the first time and I am just not jiving with it at all. Every single thing about it just seems deliberately and pointlessly jarring and impossible to accept. I get that the counterpoint is that I am just too dumb to understand its brilliance. I do like seeing that it looks like the weird thumbs up bottle baby made it to part two though.
the best Antichrist anyone has ever seen, may people are saying
It’d be a lot cooler if they got rid of that god damn tooltip that has said “listen on your speaker” for 10 years. I’m not sure if they know this but they make a music application that produces sounds waves that already come out of speakers. If it didn’t then I wouldn’t be able to hear it.
Bring back break.com you cowards
(They had a video of a car jump that made me laugh every time I saw it and I can’t find it any more)
I wonder how he’ll make it worse.
Oh man now I just need to live to see it!
Always accuse your enemy of that which you are guilty
So the chances are pretty high that they absolutely love it
That’s what you call a rhetorical question, right? The kind that you already know the answer to?
Yep but that means you’re not buying gas, which is a crime
Finally some good news
Had this conversation with my stepmom. She is complaining that peaches cost $1 each. She thinks this is too expensive and that the cost will go down now. I’m quietly kind of amazed that she thinks that she’ll even find a peach that didn’t rot on the ground for less than $10 or whatever they will cost once the labor goes up. I didn’t say anything to her about it because it just doesn’t matter anymore. It is pointless even to converse about any topic. We experience separate realities. She believes happy days are finally here, and I just don’t care if she sees another peach ever again in her lifetime. Whatever happens to the peaches is her fault.
So this cowboy puppy comes in here and says: I’m lookin for the man who shot my paw
I worked at a Red Lobster in the early 2000s and my job was to portion out “vegetable medley” into plastic bags. These bags were kept in big trays in the refrigerator, and they would be pulled and thrown into the microwave for a minute or so. They’d dump the vegetables out of the bag and onto the plate and then just throw the bag on the floor. Cleaning up after a shift was like bulldozing filthy plastic bags.
Olive Garden is/was owned by the same group, so I’m sure it was spiritually similar there.
Would also like to stop hearing the word Unhinged. I don’t think it carries any value anymore.
Do you know what a shit barometer is, boy? Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you’ll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warn you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin!
I have a feeling they’ll be worshipping her before the weekend is over. Maybe cutting up their own faces and chaining themselves to doors. They just need time to adjust, this development is weird for everybody.
The answer is of course yes, but I don’t think it’s really from a line that we crossed. It’s more like saturation. They are not a vanguard of this lawlessness, they are more like a pressure that is infusing it into all systems all at once. They are a swarm.