Just to be safe, let’s take everything from the neck down.

Someone needs to take his pen.

I really hope they leak a bunch of government documents

I’m fine with the moon. Send them there!

My only question:

Did they have Valentine Ramen your next two trips? I’m pretty invested in this now, and I think I have to go to Aldi…

Stein wasn’t on my ballot in Indiana.

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Anyone who whould be a good politician is smart enough to stay out of politics.

I would love to hear Burr’s “State of the fucking Union” address

That ship was a “gift” to Clarence Thomas

Old Navy came along & ate their lunch

I got owned by The Mouth earlier after copying a card with DNA. Felt just as dumb.

Only the government attacks low hanging fruit

Arbok vs Muk

Arbok is ‘Kobra’ spelled backwards…

Flat Earthers confirming Earth is round with science and saying the science is wrong.

Bukakke Pit Fighting.

There.

Now you have to think of that, too…

It’d be terrible if there was a bunch of recently fired federal agents with nothing to lose that already know the inner workings of presidential security that were able to plan something like that…

If you hadn’t mentioned the necklace, I wouldn’t have seen it

I’m not sure if this is a shitpost or a shit post…