Does this mean another mandatory week of Lynch-themed content?

That’s even better!

We… did it?

What a beautiful moment :')

R

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Out of 5 eggs, what would you rate this story?

Two eggs and one bean, that’s a good rating!

Voting has closed! C is the Condorcet winner! The FINALE episode shall be posted shortly!

What horrible torture did you subject it to to turn it into a paste?!?!

How I engage with this content is entirely dependent on what that filling is…

Wait, which one is Tony?

Wow, look at you not taking advantage of the preferential ballot!

Thank you for engaging with my content! Will Brank succeed in saving the beans? Will the evil content dealer / bean farmer prevail? Will Hank and Brenda forgive Brank for missing his test? You decide! Vote now!

P.S.: My recent /c/news ban said that my post wasn’t “a news story”. While I do not wish to challenge the ban, which I believe to be wholly just, I do wish to challenge this reasoning: It is a news story, but it’s just not a very good one! I hope you can find it in your heart and left kidney to correct this injustice. Thank you.

One post for each foot? :)

One post for each foot? :)

Voting has closed! A is the Condorcet winner! Episode 5 shall be posted shortly!

I’m pretty sure that’s not a bean, but rather Hank with his hat rotated so you can’t see “The Navy” printed on it.

Not yet! I hope to get some NEWS soon!

Monty Python tried to warn us, but we didn’t listen.