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Cake day: August 19th, 2023

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  • Go shopping. Enough to last for a couple of months. Bring some water, as well. Buy some lumber to reinforce the doors. A few steel panels to close off a few strategic places. Raid the library.

    Wait a month and allow flies and the weather do their thing.

    See the not-so-dead fall apart.

    After I stop seeing movement for three straight days, start blasting noise on a high visibility location from my location and wait to see what crawls out.

    By this time, I risk two months have already elapsed.

    Go out, with a shovel and an axe.

    Dig a large pit, fill it with fire wood. Lay down a few of the corpses. Stack it as high as I can make it. Cover with more fire wood.

    Syphon some diesel from a random car.

    Light it up!

    Rinse, repeat, until all the corpses I can find are disposed of, grouping together all the survivors I come across.

    Start over.


  • qyron@sopuli.xyztoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldSLURM
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    9 hours ago

    'kay, hear me out…

    You are a very dangerous individual. And whoever came up with the concept in comic is on an entire level of evil, all on their own. This comic is a crime. Under which category, it is still to be defined.

    Do you know hiw many years it took me to work myself around the concept of the Alien Matriarch? Too many. Getting rid of the notion of an old dude going from chimney to chimney dispensing gifts was easy. Old fat men don’t crawl down chimneys.

    This forces me to revisit two concepts I never considered possible to overlap.

    Now I want to go and find one of those guns the Space Marines used to engage the xenomorphs in Alien II. And a big effing cargo loading exoskeleton.

    I’m not sleeping tonigh. Or ever. And this December I’m going to set traps on the roof.