Alliteration artfully amplifies amusement and adds alluring appeal.

The No Kings March in many individual cities outnumbered the crowd at the birthday boy’s battledress burlesque; you’re correct.

Don’t worry. I’m sure the US government will offer the Trump Organization a no-bid contract to fix those roads right up.

So, poorly executed, yes. Honestly, they’re not really great at marching, nor should they be. Outside of ceremonial units like Honor Guard, the US military sucks at marching. It’s not a bad thing. Marching isn’t relevant to combat anymore, so competent militaries don’t invest much in it. Most world leaders know this and don’t lean hard on parades for propaganda if they have an effective military, or if not, they at least spend an absurd amount of resources training soldiers to perform well enough to impress the public. What we’re seeing here is the head of an organization fundamentally ignorant of the goals and methods of a modern military, and also too inexperienced to know how to put on a good show as an alternative. Yes, marching bands get more practice marching and have higher standards for marching than most of the US military. That’s the way it should be. The problem here is that this guy doesn’t know what militaries are for, how to use them, or even how to put on a decent show.

Top one is DPRK, just FYI, but your joke is still funny. Thank you.

“The free market will seize the means of production for us!”

“Don’t mind him. He means well. Got kicked in the head as a child by a mule, though.”

“From each according to market demand, to each according to the growth of his assets.”

“Yeah, okay, buddy. You hang in there.”

THEY’RE EATING THE FROGS! THEY’RE EATING THE BATS!

“I’m an alpha male. The more I submit to my leader, the more they will respect me” is the most hilarious take I never saw coming in the 21st century. Then again, I never read Brave New World, 1984, Animal Farm, Fahrenheit 451, etc. until I was much older.

In this scenario, the upstairs neighbor is a millipede. Several shoes have dropped. Many more will follow.

That’s understandable. There’s a lot going on in that cover picture and title.

Also, be the change you want to see in the world.

Maybe in this case, it’s not about Kevin’s interest. The speaker is mandating that Kevin be Karyotyped to determine which bathrooms he can use.

Uh-oh. We may have fallen into the intellectual deep end here. And if you try to grab onto me, we’ll both drown.

https://www.eyes-and-vision.com/influence-of-culture-on-visual-perception.html

I think it’s generally wise to be cautious with ecosystems. Having said that, if we’re going to keep wiping entire taxons off the map, I say we put mosquitoes at the top of that list.

These lawns which he plants, and by which, he shall never sit, he loves them for themselves, and for the sake of his children and his children’s children, who are to sit near them and yell at kids to get off them. -Hyacinthe Loyson, 1866

It doesn’t matter. Even if you deliberately attempted to manipulate him into a relationship, knowing full well he was 33, he would still be the predator. Tell Professor Humbert he can fuck off with that Lolita shit.

Ask and ye shall receive:

Catholicism has entered the chat.

Boomer Bigots Rely On Yellow-bellied Garbage By Vulgarizing General Wisdom

It’s a thing. Just don’t go too far down the Deviant Art rabbit hole. There be dragons.

Sounds like we could achieve Elysium or The Expanse if we just tried a bit harder.