“The Right hurt itself in its confusion!”

Y payaso.

That young man fills me with hope. Plus, some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

Acquainted? They’re about to be common-law married!

I guess I meant that marketing will just change.

We have failed to uphold Brannigan’s Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

Not the documentary we needed right now, but it’s the one we deserve.

Yeah, the number of “personal massagers” sold is going to spike. This is just virtue signaling.

Large enough to oppress the working class, and small enough to abide the ownership class.

Beautiful. Love hard, and run free, you magnificent renegades.

Thanks for teaching me something new, albeit highly concerning. Can you imagine how bad it might get if an administration that promotes unitary executive theory took control? Oh, boy. We’d be in some hot water then.

Yeah, me too. We’ll get there. It will just take some time.

I would unironically like a pull-up bar in my shower if I had the ceiling height for it. Dangerous? Sure. But where would we be as a society if we let risk aversion take control?

All the better

Maybe we should help him.

Good point. We should help him move. I’ll chip in.

Don’t give them ideas!!