The USAID cuts finally hit Hexbear

They changed the charge blade and I keep accidentally putting the electricity juice straight into the shield instead of the axe, so the game is trash now

That’s a common trick, they give you the statue for free, and then when you realize your garden looks silly with just an Engels they charge you out the ass for a Marx

Hey boss I’m supposed to animate this pokemon move, disable, but it’s not really clear what it’s supposed to be. What should I do?

I’m tall and skinny enough that I can consistently get pretty nice pants for 50-60 % off when internet clothing stores are trying to get rid of their last sizes, I don’t know if that would also work for short sizes. Oh but if only I was just 2 inches thinner and somehow also 4 inches taller, I would be feasting. If someone here is an alien looking for jeans for their human suit, you could get them like 70-80 % off.

Extremely relatable, I have forgotten names much simpler than Jughashvili

c’mon, collapse

They genuinely do not seem to get why people would care about food prices, actual ‘let them eat cake’ type shit

They are naming kids shit like Walker Texas Ranger over there, such an unserious culture

Try using your toes and a pair of binoculars

It’s pretty funny to believe that women fought for generations to get their own toilets

The Cybertruck will protect you from most muzzleloader fire, but watch out for the enemy 12-pounders

That first paragraph is hilariously nonsensical

A person who is okay with the American ruling class but hates regular Yanks is obviously imaginary, so the left being criticized here is the one that wishes ill on regular Americans (in this case probably the victims of those fires in California). I would compare those leftists to so-called anti-white racists or misandrists, in that they do not exist in any real social way and as far as they have an ideology it has absolutely no vitality. Similarly, criticizing them as if they are a danger to the movement is a form of white/male/Yank chauvinism, respectively.

A guy who sends you the unripe eggplant emoji

Changes (2022)

Someone like Garibaldi or Bolivar could work, if for some reason you want to go with an actual historical figure instead of, like, Katy Perry

Drunken motorcycle accident on christmas day

This kind of giving up disguised as radicalism exists in every dialectic of oppression I can think of. It’s all very Christian, no praxis is possible but when you die you go to heaven and they go to hell.

That is pretty nice, and also makes like three pairs of them look like a gay couple, which I am into