Does St. Patrick’s day count?

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I adopted my dog from the local shelter. They had to remove the tip of her tail because she had a happy tail so bad that she had bone deep cuts. They had first tried to stitch the wounds, but she popped the stitches and made the wounds worse. Thankfully, she doesn’t have the happy tail affliction anymore. I guess that ‘happy’ is a misnomer. Her excessive tail wagging was more of a stress/anxiety behavior.

$2000?!?! I got charged $3000 for a 15-minute EMS transport. They didn’t even perform any medical care.

My nephew just took his first steps the other day. The lazy bum only got through two and a half steps before giving in to gravity. NOT fantastic.

https://slrpnk.net/post/16782861

Plain or not, vanilla is common. According to this comic, you will die when your body hits the bottom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXr4A0sSDwk

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

Walmart is toxic. I worked there for about a year. It was the most stressful and aggravating year of my life. The breakroom was always filled with employees having breakdowns and anger-venting to each other. Don’t blame the employees. Don’t shop there. The Waltons do not deserve your money.

My android phone did not strip away the metadata. It not only identified what type of phone I was using but also the exact time and date each photo was taken.

“At will” and “right to work” are two different laws. You accurately described “at will employment.” “Right to work” laws make it illegal for unions to mandate the dues that you would pay them. It effectively defunding and disempowering unions.

According to Wikipedia, “In the context of labor law in the United States, the term right-to-work laws refers to state laws that prohibit union security agreements between employers and labor unions. Such agreements can be incorporated into union contracts to require employees who are not union members to contribute to the costs of union representation.”

Maori haka is so metal.

In Oklahoma, the order is actually randomized. Different districts will have the candidates in different orders.

Rogan humps stools. That’s totally different! /s

Keep an eye on those orange mushrooms growing on that tree. They could be Chicken of the Woods.

Resistance is useless!

That’s definitely the clock next to the library on University of Oklahoma’s campus.

According to the article Matt Binder wrote (https://www.disruptionist.com/p/elon-musk-takes-america-x-handle), the @america handle hadn’t posted since May of 2020. So, they didn’t stick around. They just never deleted the account.

During my adolescence, MTV played music videos. Although they had started “Real World” and “Road Rules.”