I watched her every Friday night.

Hell yeah. I have a copy of that.

Paraphilia

How do they have seemingly unlimited funds to make all these records?

Seriously. I saw them play a few years back and thought they were amazing. Some time later my friend put on an album in the car and my thought was, “what is this absolute garbage?” Same band somehow.

I like your style but I don’t know if even a Waffle House cook could take a guy going all beserker on dust.

Normally these aspic dishes look vile but I might be able to get down with this one, provided the contents were cooked well.

I love jigsaw puzzles! Unfortunately so does my cat which prevents me from ever getting to do them

Your version makes a hell of a lot of sense, especially to an atheist like me.

So an allegorical work of fiction about politics not actually related to Christian theology?

Thanks for the insight. I’m gonna go with the tripping balls theory cuz that book is weird as fuck.

I know the rapture doesn’t exist in the Bible but “the beast” does. What is the beast to literalists?

Lucky Strike cigarettes have had essentially the same packaging since 1942.

I’m curious about how bible literalists that don’t believe in the antichrist interpret that part of Revelations.

TIL midwest emo is still alive. So many all lowercase and full sentence band names.

I love this

Bartender. I don’t get a lunch break so I just drink on the clock.

After hurricane Maria devastated Puerto Rico a friend posted on social media asking if anyone could house his friend from San Juan. I was living in a house Brooklyn and I volunteered. His name was Robert and he was a really great dude. I really enjoyed hanging out with while he stayed. I told him he could stay as long as he wanted. He was such a boss that he had a chef job and his own New York apartment within two weeks.

I would eat this whole thing if it would undo feeling like absolute garbage when I’m done.

My mom’s sister was the fun aunt. She told me all about how great LSD was when I was, like, ten. Then the mental health issues took hold and for years she’s been in government housing on disability, afraid to leave her apartment. I’ll probably never see her again.