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  • Huge amounts of foreshadowing, but the story is already very predictable.

    Motion controls.

    Very long unskippable cutscenes before all bosses.

    Hitboxes that make no sense whatsoever.

    Voice Actors that really want to be somewhere else. (perhaps with full bladders?)

    All cutscenes are slideshows.

    A huge open world, with massive Travel distances and no fast travelling, and theres nothing to explore.





  • Broccolade Recipe

    Ingredients:

    1 cup broccoli florets (steamed and cooled)

    2 lemons (juiced, about 1/4 cup)

    3 cups water (cold)

    2–3 tablespoons honey (or sweetener of choice, adjust to taste)

    1/4 teaspoon ginger (grated, optional for extra zing)

    Ice cubes

    Fresh mint leaves (for garnish, optional)

    Instructions:

    1. Steam the Broccoli: Steam the broccoli florets until tender, then allow them to cool completely. This removes the raw taste and enhances the flavor.

    2. Blend the Ingredients: In a blender, combine the cooled broccoli, lemon juice, water, honey, and ginger. Blend until smooth.

    3. Strain (Optional): If you prefer a smoother texture, strain the mixture using a fine-mesh sieve or cheesecloth.

    4. Serve: Pour the broccolade over ice cubes in a glass. Garnish with fresh mint leaves if desired.

    5. Enjoy: Stir well before sipping and enjoy your nutrient-packed, tangy drink!

    Tips:

    You can adjust the sweetness and lemony tang by adding more honey or lemon juice to your taste.

    Add sparkling water instead of regular water for a fizzy version!

    Freeze leftovers in ice cube trays for a refreshing addition to other drinks.