i thought i was doomed to always have bad hair aside from maybe one or two days a month when they decided to look nice

gels never worked, neither did pomades (curly hair) but then i discovered hair modelling clay, and now i can have a nice hair whenever i want :)

it’s a problem for natives because they first learnt English by listening and reapeating what they heard, and spoken all those words sound the same. they only saw them written down years later when learning to read and write

3 microns thinner and 5 cm longer! oh you want to fit your phone in your pocket comfortably? how about you go fuck yourself

woah :0

wait, $50k for a lens?

oh he did!

this wasn’t the first time it happened either, i was bewildered when i didn’t know where he was because i stopped looking at them for 2 minutes and then found him there, i put him down and he immediately went to do it again so i recorded it that time 😭

criminal 1 (Fool)

criminal 2 (Roo)

and the crime

i only have a video of this crime because he’s a very good climber and i just picked him up after he was done exploring. but most of the time they need to be scooped immediately

as an owner of two rats i 100% believe that, they’re too clever and absolutely know when you’re looking (and the second you stop looking they’re already somewhere they shouldn’t be in)

oh it’s here already? dang, there was one whole .jpeg of marketing and now it’s here… it feels weird for some reason

is your taste and smell different in any other way? or is it just black liquorice that transformed from disgusting to beloved?

has the flavour of liquorice changed for you? or is the flavour the same but you now enjoy it?

how many tires have you eaten and what does it mean that something tastes like a tire in a good way???

i have so many questions

haven’t you heard? strawerries lost their berry status, and now they’re trying to lay low and avoid the identity theft lawsuits

android does it well, if you want “developer” mode that let’s you have better control over your system you have to do some funny IT rituals you can only access by 1. knowing they exist 2. googling how to do it

Oh, that’s all you had? Alright. Well then, to wrap it up - you disgust me.

even wrote it “correctly” for you, so you have no trouble reading

nah i’m good, i’m not taking advice from people who first insult me, and then pretend to be above it all. i respect those who respect me, and you’re not counted among those. your false niceties and arrogance are vile, and disgust me more than the outward hate of trolls, who as annoying as they are, at least wear their malice with pride

buddy, if you wanted a proper discussion maybe you shouldn’t have insulted me in every reply. at this point i’m replying for my personal amusement. you’re an ass who thinks themself better than others, a pedantic dickhead who thinks that if something doesn’t make sense to you then clearly it means the other person’s logic is flawed and they are stupid, and why ask for clarification if you can just call them an idiot?

why am i even wasting my time on talking to a common asshole, anyway bye

holy hell

it’s literally a skill issue if lack of capitalisation and imperfect punctuation is something that noticeably slows down the speed at which you process information

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but i don’t, so your insults are quite frankly only indicative of your personality i’m afraid. jeez, get your head out of your ass

machines today can be programmed to make the most intricate sculptures, and recreate the most famous of paintings on mass. and yet, actual artists are still here, because we know that it’s not the finished piece that matters the most, it’s the journey we went on to be able to draw what’s in our minds that matters, it’s human expression, painting, drawing, sculpting exactly in the way that we want to, flaws and all. every piece is a self-portrait, if/when AI aquires a self, then we’ll have this discussion

💀 i care to be understood, and since we’re talking that’s clearly not an issue. i do not care if you like how i type. you can dislike things for no reason it’s fine, it’s not criminal to simply not like something, like how i dislike how you’re being rude to me right now

why are you insulting me over your dislike of how i choose to write words and form sentences? how is my logic at fault when i don’t capitalise “i” or use a comma instead of a full stop? i don’t lack the ability to write “properly”, this is a style i chose because i like it, because it’s the closest to how my thoughts flow and to me it’s aesthetically pleasing