Post like this are more cliched than the tv shows they try to make fun of. The meme needs to have an annoying kid brought in to save it, because it’s “jumped the shark”.
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Add some LEDs and feel like you’re playing Tron instead of killing people.
Not weed, but I was going to HS prom in the 80’s and my date had a bottle of sparkling grape juice she showed me when we parked. 3 cop cars came out of nowhere, zoomed up and got us out of the car. I was laughing knowing it was non alcoholic. But the look on the cops faces was priceless. Just total disappointment. They all had to look at the bottle just to make sure. Hadn’t thought about that in years until your comment.
sowitzer@lemm.eeto politics @lemmy.world•"I Voted for Trump" — Now My Industry's Down 23% and Collapsing Fast: Freight CEO’s Heartbreaking RealizationEnglish6·1 month agoThe vast majority of them won’t learn anything. They are just looking to blame someone right now. Next election (if there is one) some dem will say something they hate, things will be better for them, and they are right back on the trump train.
Most of them are too far gone, in the cult, and listen to nothing but the propaganda. Any soft realization will quickly be forgotten when they are told how it’s the other sides fault b
sowitzer@lemm.eeto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Max, formerly HBO Max, to become HBO Max again somehowEnglish1·2 months agoSeems like at about 5000 employees is when HR becomes the thing that drives so many decisions that don’t matter. And from there it’s all downhill.
The turkey’s a little dry.
While simultaneously having compassion and empathy for billionaire fascist. lol.
Id say the Le Car and Yugo can be added to the list. My first car was a hand me down gremlin.
sowitzer@lemm.eeto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The clueless people are out there among usEnglish452·2 months agoI know it’s difficult to tell online, but I read that as a joke post. Not serious. But it’s better for others to make fun of others for being clueless I guess.
sowitzer@lemm.eeto Technology@lemmy.world•People Are Losing Loved Ones to AI-Fueled Spiritual FantasiesEnglish4·2 months agoThis seems like an extension of social media and the internet. Weird people who talked at the bar or in the street corner were not taken seriously and didn’t get followers and lots of people who agree with them. They were isolated in their thoughts. Then social media made that possible with little work. These people were a group and could reinforce their beliefs. Now these chatbots and stuff let them liv in a fantasy world.
sowitzer@lemm.eeto Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Maga voted for cuts and gets cut.English9·2 months agoLibertarians in general are special breed of ignorance, selfishness, lies, and zero empathy. Qualities we all have to some degree, but when ramped up to 11, it’s a disaster.
sowitzer@lemm.eeto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If it's good enough to keep your house warm, it's good enough to keep your insides warmEnglish71·2 months agoLife is permanent pain. Gloves and a mask has never helped me recover from life.
That’s a lot of schadenfreude you have there. Maybe work on your cultural literacy.
sowitzer@lemm.eeto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Author of Texas bill to ban 'furries' in schools cannot come up with examples of it happeningEnglish9·2 months agoAlmost every school mascot today is some sort of non offensive animal. Puma, panther, golden eagles, a few others. Probably setting up the magas who want to go back to some real non woke “American hero” names. Gen Lee Slavemasters, red injun killers, white supremists, things like that. lol.
sowitzer@lemm.eeto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•People who live in touristic areas, what are the rudest behaviours you've seen among tourists?English5·2 months agoOnly had one day at the Grand Canyon so I was by the congested main tourist area. Looking over the canyon, I turn around and there is a picnic table and nothing but McDonald’s trash left there. I don’t even know where the closest McDonald’s is, but they got it, drove in with it, carried it to a stone table overlooking the canyon, then just left the trash and walked away. WTF.
sowitzer@lemm.eeto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that the characters of Vasquez in Aliens (1986) and the stepmother in Terminator 2 (1991) were played by the same actor, Jenette Goldstein, apparently donning brownface for the earlier roleEnglish212·2 months agoThat’s offensive. Those over the hill have bushier eyebrows. They are totally different and meant to be hated.
How old are you, or were you? Not saying there are no younger people who pack on weight, I’ve just found it’s harder to stay in shape as I get older. And if you’re not trying at all, this can happen to anyone. Course you his guy may have always been like that.
sowitzer@lemm.eeto politics @lemmy.world•The Supreme Court is about to let religion ruin public educationEnglish6·2 months agoI think if we were sent a history book from the year 2200, we would see that history has determine the US was already effectively gone by this point. Most just don’t see it yet. What’s left for us to figure out is where we go from here. So far, I don’t like the chance it is a better country or world.
sowitzer@lemm.eeto News@lemmy.world•Teen ODs and died after UnitedHealthcare ‘denies addiction treatment’: lawsuitEnglish91·2 months agoWhile not the point of this thread, just wanted to note for anyone struggling, themselves or someone they care about, there are lots of resources for addiction out there. Many of them free.
A treatment center can be a safe place to get clean and gain some knowledge, but it is a lifelong struggle for most who have addiction issues. Going into a treatment center does not “cure” most.
Please seek out help, even if you do not have insurance or are unable to go to a treatment center.
Speak for yourself.