This really got me thinking though, are there placental mammals that have no belly buttons?

Dogs do indeed have belly buttons. Keep looking (i.e., belly-rubbing) and maybe you’ll find one

it “chose”

yeah, sorry I commented before I scrolled through lol

I’m confused. The trap hasn’t been set?

I swallow the blue button and smash the red pill into dust.

In that order?

should have let him fart first?

Different cultures have different gas-passing mores.

If you’re in an Asian country, it may be fairly common for both farting partners to release gas simultaneously, as a way of conveying sustained interest in the gas. In some European countries, this could be seen as quite rude, though, depending on how traditional your boss is.

I love these stream-of-beansciousness posts

, how do they not call that emoji :enbee:?!?

there are n bees

Sorry. The specific trajectory I drive my Truck^{TM} at is my unique expression in the Public Sphere that is the road

driving a car is guaranteed by the first amendment \s

orange math

Do tetanus next!

tetanus antibody titres from an adult booster dose are impressively persistent well into old age

I would think it more effective to lathe dropping measles, hepatitis, typhoid, or rabies

WHY COULDN’T THEY TELL THE STORIES BEFORE?! WAS IT BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO TELL THEM??? WHY COULDN’T THEY TELL THOSE STORIES BEFORE, SAMWELL?

they only back base money, not all money

Could you please unpack this? What is base money?

American Vets are famous for their stringent lack of sharing of drugs with their non-veteran friends

“Oh but the living conditions outside the big cities are the REAL China.”

their REAL China vs our hyperreal Heartland

Fuck you I’ll keep bean that shit

ah shit I missed it! When will the vods go up?