Spykee

Allie shits on your dreams.
Get fucked.

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Bros too smart to finish submitting their assignments on time decide to audition for corporate poster boys.

This is common sense.
If you see me in that middle of a productive task like sleeping, munching on cheese, drinking bourbon from the bottle or manhandling my Johnson, please refrain from acting on your urge to show me the right path.
I know that path, that’s why I’m not on it.

Wat up, Janice!

Et tu, Hyundai?
Futue te ipsum!

Microsoft, bro you gave all of those platforms to them yourself!
Wouldn’t they think they’d be rude to you, if they did not use what you gave them the morning after the night you slept with them?

No, it is a sign of respect. The human is asking permission to enter my dominion.
Source : I am an animal (in bed), according to my girlfriend… Specifically a pig, according to my wife.

Make Internet Great Again!

As popular as that swamp?
Oh fuck no dude. Let’s fucking not