Some kind of innocuous but official sounding government agency.
Department of the Interior Development or something… liberally apply reflective striped tape in random spots, toss a yellow light-bar on top… you know, make it look official.
Now enjoy parking anywhere for extended periods of time.
Or just copy any of Krieger‘s vans from the show Archer. 
Does the city own the water company? It seems pretty petty and weird and kind of a resource management issue. I doubt the cop was thrilled about it either… most of them do like to think of themselves as crime fighters not debt collectors.
I’d call the police station or the water company and ask. I might even call the local paper and mention that you’re being harassed. I can’t count how many times I paid a water bill late in my 20’s… actually had them come out and pull the whole valve out and cap the supply line. 😅
Never got a visit from the police.
K-9 from the new Dr. Who 😂
Well that’s dystopian as fuck… unless it’s like a really small town and like one dude is the mayor, sheriff, town treasurer and champion hotdog eater. Then it becomes a simple matter of necessity.
I also love cheese! Hard cheeses for a hard journey!
Did you happen to watch “BMW Films”? A bunch of cool shorts they did as a promotion… the one starring Clive Owen is basically the template for all of the Jason Statham Transporter movies. 
Felt like they made a Jason Statham movie after promising not to, and were contractually obligated to fix it by cutting those parts ;-)
It wasn’t terrible but I would definitely go back and watch the first 2 Transporter films 5-6 times each before coming back for seconds here.
Feels like inexperienced direction… like when there’s the big reveal about who the kid’s mom is, the lead-up is way to long. The suspense dissipates completely… maybe anticlimactic is the new climactic. I don’t know.
But I pretty much hated Hobbs and Shaw so don’t take my word for anything 😂
Yeah… pretty sure that was in the documentary Real Genius.
Didn’t Fry’s in Sunnyvale have a bunch of these… probably not with metasurface technology though… I bet this will work much better!
The sales contract used to forbid you from reselling it… but you would think potholes would have claimed a few by now 😉
A) Because they suffer from some kind of weird delusion that they will some day gain mote than single digit market share and then subsequently lose it because somebody hacked your grandmother‘s computer with a YouTube video that was running in full screen?
B) They are the worlds laziest coders and google paid them 20M a year to do nothing for… however many years it’s been.
Literally -1 for every cyberpunk that gets CarBQed 🔥🚒
I was momentarily so certain! 😌
Thanks. I’ve suspected my only Irish friend has been messing with me for the last 20 years. This was the proof I needed ;-)
Which leads to the invention of “bankers hours” inevitably preventing you for cashing your auto-signed paycheck on a Friday.
Tune in next week for another 30 second episode of Connections, with James Burk.
Okay… if a whole coverup costs $20, can I get 5% covered for $1?
Wasn’t it yesterday there already? I still find the international dateline confusing 🫤 
Looks like Trump and D.B. Cooper to me… now that’s the start of a great conspiracy theory 😅
I’m going to switch my vote to the hybrid approach; paint the van to look like a bike lane, then you can park in any bike lane. Plus it’s just taping off two stripes and hitting it with a can of driveway crack filler.