wow bro, just because you think women are objects doesn’t mean you hate them.

like by that logic are you saying I hate my car?

(i mean I do hate owning a car, seperate discussion tho)

I objectify women because I love them why can’t all the women making fun of me respect that.

it is 2026, much of North America is desert. Machines mine what little is left unspent and undefiled. Upon this horizon we can be seen riding giant sandworms of conservative bullshit nonsense, our hooks of satire set sure on yet another raid on Bigot Town.

In this future winning is a state of mind, something beyond a matter of deducing likelihoods of success in particular acts of resistance, it is rather more like getting a high score in tony hawk pro skater.

prays to flying spaghetti monster oh please my noodly lord make this dream come true

You don’t have to try to imagine sleeping with JD, just try to imagine staring deep into his eyes as you said “I do” and not drowning in the emptiness of knowing you are marrying the human equivalent of a racist, sexist fax machine that makes fun of kids for telling people their preferred pronouns.

I think in some ways it would be like having a whiny little pet rock.

Can you imagine marrying JD Vance? It is the functional equivalent of locking your sex life into that pain box Paul Atreides had to stick his hand into, but for the rest of your life (or mercifully, maybe JD’s if you get lucky but still vomits in mouth eww).

Can I buy some kind of financial instrument that invests in precisely the opposite shit JD Vance does because the opposite of JD Vance is smart as fuck.

Thank you for not falling into inescapable despair this day.

Despair is an often maligned experience to be erased and eradicated in modern society, but don’t fear despair.

Fear the people who are skilled at convincing you any length of life spent fleeing from your negative emotions is a preferable substitute to processing, embodying and grieving with those negative existential emotions and letting them lead you into radical action to save and protect your loved ones NOW.

Fall into despair, now is the time. Despair is the threshold to coming to peace with the fact that there is a good chance you don’t have a future, just this small time left.

Despair is the only thing that can get you to understand how frighteningly unstoppable you are when you realize there is no reason not to fight with absolutely everything you have for a better future NOW. In this moment despair makes you radically free in a way positive emotions can hardly do.

you think the one person who downvoted this was musk on his fediverse alt account?

Honestly this is comedy gold,

The politician you are most interested in talking about in this moment, right now with this future quickly unfolding, with respect to scamming the american people… is AOC???

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I hope I choke on my popcorn while laughing bitterly so I don’t have to live through the stupidest possible future for my country

They would all also get hilariously demolished by her on a debate about policy and political strategy.

…which honestly it never gets old for me watching progressive leaders like her dress down people like this to their face.

Im not the clown wasting their breath attacking one of the only politicians who is actually resisting the fascist takeover and destruction of the US government literally happening as you rant emptily about “inveitable” eventualities of AOC’s policies.

You could not pick a better moment to demonstrate how fundamentally unserious your politics are in this context.

Wake the fuck up and realize who your actual enemies are, you dangerous fool.

Anyway, cool for AOC to be honest, but unfortunately her views (specifically support of MMT) are a certain way to nuke the economy of the USA.

I didn’t realize it was that part of the circus where conservative centrists clowns do a bit for us to laugh at them for.

For the record was he? Or was he just making a joke that didn’t land.

That’s funny because it’s not difficult at all to build an app like this.

It is a fuckton of unpaid work, it never feels right to talk about donating their time and effort like that.

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I have been making comments and posts on lemmy with a fervor that suggests I believe I am personally the one moving the whole damn line myself up on engagement. It is a delusion, and a useful one too lol.

I have had my Mastodon account for a bit more than 6 years, it is great, it is boring, sometimes I don’t use it for a couple of months at a time, sometimes I binge on it and sometimes I have small little issues but for the most part it just works.

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Those numbers are small in the grand scheme of things, but for a newer and open source community developed project those are absurd numbers, ESPECIALLY because it isn’t a flash in the pan, many of those users call the fediverse home and use it daily.

It’s interesting what a bubble lemmy users are in. There is a reason it is not taking off.

Yeah, we don’t have millions in VC or private equity funding to dump into marketing and to smooze with the tech press enough for them to actually do their jobs as journalists and cover the fediverse with a modicum more of nuance then “Mastodon is just for nerds, even the Mastodon CEO says so! Use Bluesky, it is corporate and its marketing promises what the fediverse already has so in that sense they are equivalent and lets be honest that means you should use Bluesky.”