Oh, so that’s the trick… You have to be in a fight…

It’s basically just, he mispronounces “me” as “may” at the end of the chorus, so the meme is “It’s Gonna Be May”

He forgot to swap doors

That’s his high jump

This guy gets it

So what you’re saying is that puppygirls are the next stage of human evolution?

>very hairy bed

You?

It was the inverse monkey that did it for me, couldn’t sleep all night when I was like, 8. I stayed up reading Calvin and Hobbes books.

Thank you for creating Pokémon content!

Yeah, fuck those guys!

The only movie to ever give me nightmares!

Discharge

Darkrai in chess???!??

Who is she?

Tbf, I don’t think there’s any record of even historical Jesus to have shat himself, so that is an “opposite,” in a way.

Yeah, surprisingly enough, rubbing alcohol makes a great degreaser, it’s also good for like, when you take a sticker or a label off of something, and it leaves a residue behind? That stuff, rubbing alcohol takes it right off.

Personal anecdote, one of my buddies in college had the misfortune of “being the first guy to fall asleep at the party” so of course we drew a bunch of dicks and stuff on his face. The only thing we could find to clean it off the next day was a bottle of 90% isopropyl, and a little bit got into his eye, he got so mad that he punched a hole in his bathroom wall.

You’re not part of the Turbo Team! You, walk… slowly!

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Boutta have a foursome, looks like

“Nice drugs nerd, did your mom get them for you?”