Listen, your family migrated here like a 100 years ago from Europe… so we’ll just assume you’re Tren de Aragua. What? No, this has nothing to do with you being an intellectual or a lefty. Now get in the concentration ca-I mean; the extralegal detention centre… yes, that’s it.

Very well done. You’re booked at the stockade for the entirety of next week.

The battle is lost (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠)

The arms race is real (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠)

Crypto is still bullshit ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠•̥⁠`⁠ʔ

But AI is here to stay ʕ⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠ʔ

Yeah, I don’t like it either (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

I even hear Norway’s getting a navy (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

This is the worst Disney secret agent teen action tv show ever.

I got my regular “off-brand taxi” habibi on standby. In case I need it, I send him a signal and he swoops by as I take a flying leap into his car and we scoot tf out of there in his hatchback.

Walking around to test the shoes was almost impossible, but usually gathered a little crowd to cheer the lassie on.

No dog? Antichrist. How do I know? Look at the president of Ireland and his dog.

I bet you could have a transcendent discussion with that dog under a Bodi tree.

Light would emanate from behind the dog, as it would muster human words and say “Trump is the death of the soul.”

Your heart sinks, for now you have seen beyond the mask of the world eater. Behind layers of oil and fat lay the hungry maw of a demon - and you thought he was the savior.

His tiny, cold hands are placed on your shoulder as he starts massaging you from behind. It’s as if your spirit was tickling his nose, as if one snort would absorb your effervescent soul from your body, and be swallowed into a pit of despairing souls as he breathes down your neck. He wants more, and more, and more souls for his maw, his crawdad declaring “Daddy’s home” as tendrils protrude from his gullet, tickling the nape of your neck - letting off a murmur from one of his many bellies.

Hi, I’m Dan Clondyke and this was an excerpt from my book “Trump, the demon of gluttony”, a manuscript originally drafted for a Steam Workshop hentai dating simulator, which was instead made into a 7 book horror fantasy series based around Trump grabbing forever by the pussy - and ripping it in twain.

I’ll be doing a reading in Boston this weekend at the “Yes, there’s a market for this sort of thing” expo, in the “Pseudoporn” projector room.

Incidentally, I’m completely daffy, but it hasn’t impeded my political career.

Human society just has to round this one up by ishowspeed randomly slamming open some entrance near Musk, taking aim and lining up a smack - which is accelerated by speed leaning into it with a double flip - that explodes on to Elons face, effectively implanting Elons skull into the center of a small crater.

The monument of his remains will be maintained to inform future generations of what had transpired that day.

Look at those evil immigrants. No doubt they’ll… they’ll… hold on, can we use some AI to replace the stock photo with brown people? Thank you.

Wow, he’s doing what Putin wasn’t stupid enough to do. But the question is: are the republicans stupider?

O RLY?! Then why’s that a platform for the tariffs? Aren’t other countries TAKING ADVANTAGE of the US, hmmmm?

Ey, Trump managed to convince you that you were the victim - so it shouldn’t be that hard.

The #pope? ⛪

He ded… ☠️

Amen. 🙏

Not really. I’m just pointing out soft imperialism via global market precedent set by exploiting slave labour in a communist dictatorship to avoid having to deal with those pesky unions in the 50s or 60s.

Like how does that make sense? “Of course we’re good capitalists, but let’s utelize brutal authoritarian exploitation in a communist regime to set a labour market precedent which forms a race to the bottom in regards to labour costs.”

Was any of that a good idea? Now that the precedent has been set, will you be able to manufacture fast fashion for Temu in Arlington, Texas? Who will be doing the labour? How can you even “compete” with wage slavery and abject exploitation? Step on in Juan, no need for papers. Tell your wife muchas gracias.

The point is China is the victim - the Chinese people that is. They weren’t helped. The brutal regime set up to oppress them was partly built by us westerners, wantinclg cheap goods, directly empowering Han nationalist fascists (the ruling class of China) who want a return to the “central kingdom”. We kind of helped to create the biggest threat to democracy - in the name of capitalism.

Face it, we’re stupid and spoiled. We have long been exploiting the Chinese people without actually acknowledging that we’re exploiting Chinese people, and that said exploitation has lead us to a path of delusion and self destruction.

Do we continue to pretend? Do you think that imperialism is a good thing at all? Do you think that either soft US imperialism or soft Chinese imperialism are acceptable at all? Have we painted ourselves into a corner ececonomically? Do we just pick a new place where we can exploit wage slavery labour?

Or do we stop the exploitation? I’d like to hear your thoughts on this.

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Exploiting Chinese wage slavery since the 60s is “taking advantage of the US” now? What is this, victim blaming?

This is exactly what you wanted and now you wanna undo it all? Fine, but just say that. Say that you want low paying, highly skilled jobs back to the US, so that you can bring fabrication and manufacturing home.

But don’t pretend you haven’t been exploiting the Chinese. Be honest, and say it clearly: you want to bring the exploitation home - which will most likely lead to even more undocumented labour.

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