Huh, how abot that- looks almost like the map I saw earlier today, of states where they let the schools beat your kids for you.

Even better:

'Eyyy, relax, guy!

You are most likely to remember a dream you had right before you wake up, and you are sure to wake up right after a need-to-pee dream. So, the guys currently working on how to insert ads into your dreams think this one shows real promise as an exploitable dream ad template.

Not as far-fetched a scenario as in a sane world it should be. I could imagine the next version of Chrome running a local mini-Gemini instance with a custom system prompt __“You are a fast, secure, and error-free Javascript JIT compiler…”_

And “social justice warriors” are very much a “fucking chud” thing to give shit about.

He frames them not failing as a bad thing, by the way. Otherwise he’d get his Republican card confiscated and Business Insider wouldn’t platform him. “The dirty lazy poors will get too used to all that free stuff and get uppity and demand more, which will eventually cut into the ability of the investor class- you and me, the only worthy people who matter- to maximize our earnings.”

I imagine when you’re knitting socks by hand- (or with whatever medieval sock loom may have been available?) it’s going to take you almost as long to just make a plain white one. But after the first about two of those you get really bored. Even more so if you were making a full floor size rug. So maybe the motivation for the ‘unnecessary design’ on everything back then was less about the customer’s vanity than the artisan’s sanity.