thanks for creating product placement content!

hungee, eepy, kitty :3

your words have been computed
your sentence has been commuted

sometimes i prematurely terminate when i’m jacking-in as well

classic double-dip maneuver

cumbelievable!

gorpfield had it comin’

why do you have to single me out like that?

(with the fur)

carefree…

zzzpunk

poor seapunk :(

thanks fer engagin’

:)

see you cosmic cowboy

don’t do it

thank you for creating anthropomorphized masturbatory aid content!

it was devastating,
the buns used a delayed double-hop strike

alert!

was a black bun,
perhaps a satin rabbit from the sheen team?

magic!