Guess he’s accidentally correct sometimes

Maybe. Looks like a maintenance worker or something, not a professional painter so hard to say.

Almost guaranteed you’ll still be able to see it all with side lighting. Bad colour choice too.

I think the saxophone is supposed to be looking in the window, but my brain can only see it facing away

He was a Borg boi, assimilate you later boy

It’s less penis, so literally minimizes it

Right there in the daylight alley? Kinda trashy

Originally, it said “mayonnaise”

onto battle

Exactly. China is colon cancer, not breast cancer

Nathan Fielder?

Reddit is not real life

Funny, neither is Conservatism

State’s rights though, right guys?

Good ol’ revenge bedtime procrastination

KILL I think

I have bad news

Yes, that’s the one!

Popeye up in Canada

I’ve seen a web comic almost exactly like this, except it was a werewolf iirc.