Probably meant to be translated as “strikes again”

Those crappy shut-off valves with the plastic oval handle; the plastic gets brittle and shatters in your hand (especially if the valve is a bit stuck so you force it) and now you can’t turn the valve and your faucet has catastrophically failed so it’s urgent and the valve can still be operated with a flathead.

That said, all the ones I’ve seen use a Phillips screw to hold the handle on and there’s a flat section behind the handle you can put a wrench on to turn the valve, but maybe there’s some that need a flathead.

Imagine if they hadn’t been careful

Should’ve gone with 11:12 to match the day

Old joke, but Jesus drove a Honda sedan.

He and his disciples were together in one Accord.

I can’t help but always mentally hear/read Albuquerque the way Bugs Bunny would say it.

One exception; when that immigrant is the capitalist that screws you over (Musk for the most prominent example)

I like how this implies that the person either said “pole-ish” outloud and it’s an anti-joke, or they can actually see the text when someone speaks and that’s how they communicate.

I thought it was was referring to Internal Combustion Engines and was thinking, well yeah obviously.

I’m wondering if things like FAS (which can have certain facial characteristics) are muddling the results as well.

Exactly. Llama tears work as a substitute for alpaca in a pinch (just need to add a bit more salt).

So it’s like all the misleading headlines on inflation

Ringworld vibes

Just remember:

If the specimen in question appears to be made of paper fibers, when what you are holding is not an occlupanid, but a clever plant-based mimic known as an occlupanopsid.

https://www.horg.com/horg/

Phone with a Bluetooth controller (PS3 with an aftermarket phone cradle in my case). Hard to beat the handheld you already own

I like the detail that it’s still copper-coloured since it’s new

They make a mean omelette though

If you’re jumping from a space station then you’d be traveling at orbital velocity when hitting the atmosphere which is plenty fast enough to generate heat.

Aged sunlight