It works, plus there’s just enough time to procrastinate anyways.

He’s majestic. Love the hand lettered sale flyers.

Who the fudge wears military medals with a cheap blazer suit and no tie?

🙏

Good giffin, Dayn

I’m here all day, go on

3 flavors, all you can eat.

That’s why we slice 'em and dice 'em before they get too big, out here in flyover. Treacherous. Very large eyes.

How much is a “tiny little bit” of uranium? Asking for one of the Phosphene Girls. Is it enough to rest comfortably on a ruffled potato chip?

Nah, heisdelaawrr, I sentence you to the cursed earth for that.

Subvert the paradigm! Go Milo

THE COWS WILL PAY THE IRON PRICE.

🫖 Valid choice.

If only limiting my precious black tea consumption actually made a difference to my quality of life!

My good sir, you’re a sir of distinction.

I feel deeply sorry for any hams who were just chattin about stuff.

Thank you, you are a true Tar

Prettier than a brand new luxury SUV. I sense the presence of an E-2 and a high interest rate.

Succinct, I would like you to consider becoming CVS’s next CTO.

No, it’s not. Helm’s Deep will hold as long as there are Francophobes to defend it.