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2 days ago“I’M CHARLIE KIRK! I’M NOT DEAD! WHY IS THE NEWS SAYING I’M DEAD? THEY’RE TRYING TO ERASE ME!”
volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
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Cake day: December 11th, 2020
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41·5 days agoa moment of absolute pandemonium to honor the bullet
10·5 days agoastonishingly bad post
when I’m in a sudden catastrophic loss of blood pressure competition and my opponent is Charlie Kirk
starting the 9/11 festivities a day early
costs certainly will come down, it’s just that it’s going to be an uncontrolled and total come down
do you have a little hat with a propeller that spins faster the more racist you are
16·15 days agohe hollowed
we are at stage 1: armored police frequently enter pro AI living spaces
who do you think put themselves on the gas pedal to do it…
a president has died… but which one?
candidates:
obamna - possible cause: uhh let me drink everclear
W - possible cause: stranded and out of gas in the forbidden zone
brandon - possible cause: you know, the thing
donny - possible cause: fell into spike trap prepared by Vance
I was behind a guy doing this at the lunch place and I have rarely despised a stranger more
“what do you think the burger would taste like with mayonnaise? you’ll never guess what I want to order to drink… please look at this photo of a truck I took recently”
(he ordered spezi (half coke half fanta) like it was something exotic and the cashier lady should be a little impressed that he’d been to Germany once)
my breathing and zoning out skills always save the day
woke cracker barrel has fallen
10·21 days agoand I wouldn’t change a thing about him
earthbound_song_that_sounds_like_a_question_mark.mp4
“well, if we’re excited for Newsom, just imagine how excited the rest of America must be!”
why use many lamp when big lamp do trick
how many wifi connections does it take to screw in a light bulb
my ad supported smart lights micro-strobes subliminal commercials for more smart lights directly into my spinal column and basically, I am very happy with my chosen ecosystem
4·27 days ago- breathe in deep
- hold it and count to five seconds
- slowly(as slowly as possible) breathe out
this resets your diaphragm which is the thing that hiccups
drizzle wide economics