Fuck I can’t tell what is satire anymore

Realistically the military will eventually clear everything, I just have to survive the weeks it would probably take.

Id buy a bunch of shelf stable food, a wood burner, bunch of lumber for barricading, nails, portable batteries for keeping out phones charged, a big battery for the router (even when thr power is down, internet isnt), guns. A bunch of bottled water too. A bunch of hand sanitizer too to clean out hands constantly if needed

I think thats all I’d need to sit this out. I think the hardest part would be convincing family that theres gonna be a zombie Apocalypse

Have you tried Linux first?

He won because the dems did NOTHING to tackle the cost of living crisis all Americans were suffering. They completely lost their chance by sitting on their hands for 4 years. Of course they were gonna lose.

Also its made from sawdust and scraps, stuff that has almost zero uses otherwise

Literally none

Nah I actually remember putting it there but my ADHD brain doesn’t

Me too, but it doesn’t seem like he wants to cuddle anytime soon

Sometimes I get stuff like that too, where I remember some incredibly obscure shit, but can’t recite my SSN sometimes.

We dont have to luxury to choose what we want to remember.

I just change it normally? I’m just so blind I domt even see the key

Hahahhahahahahaa I dont know what this means.

Yes

Say something funny in german that I wouldnt understand

Pinto says your welcome!

I think something like L brackets could work. They are pretty cheap, like $10 for 20x. Something around an inch or two long.

Screw these onto any loose corners, and repeat on the opossite side. Hopefully screws will work on cardboard

The differences between dents and craters is that dents merely compress the wood, without damaging the fibers, while craters break and destroy fibers. Dents can be repairing by expanding the wood, but craters aren’t fixable.

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You have to remove the varnish by sanding first, then try to iron the floor. There may be poor contact in the middle so try ironing the other edges.

Other than that, you are gonna have to get new boards installed.

Hmmm, if you’re deadset on keeping the tree you might need to get a professional. Cardboard construction is out of my scope LOL. I was gonna make mine out of 4x4s and plywood.

All handtools. I’m self taught and I work professionally (as in I do this for my living, but I still don’t think I’m very good). I use all Japanese tools and work on the floor. Working on small parts is hard and you need good workholding. Since the Japanese work on the floor, you can just use your foot. Otherwise a metalworking vice works great for small parts, and sometimes a drill press vice. I am super active in a discord server if you want an invite. Super beginner friendly.