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Cake day: December 11th, 2023

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  • …finally, this morning after 250 years of continuous digging, mostly by illegally detained inmates, the Panama Canal is finally home! From the center of Limburg field in SanDiego, thru the Texan sun, past Louisiana and right thru Disney World Florida!

    As Mexico and Panama reconstruction continues, some say it could have been easier to just dig here from the beginning. But who can forget the views from Yucatán 150 years ago? What about when the canal passed thru michoacan and you could just pull avocados growing on the sides of the canal… The north side actually. Am I right? Yes, it was difficult, but we did it!






  • But not .world or .ml? I got an account in both and I didn’t know those places were disliked until I started getting automatic bans only for being in those instances.

    Anyway, that’s why Lemmy is so good, just figure out later where you wanna go. The first thing to really understand is that one Lemmy instance is similar to Reddit while another instance is also similar to reddit but all instances are independent of each other and Lemmy is not reddit at all.

    You can have a Lemmy purely focused on sex stuff while another might be about painting or maybe another is owned by a church or a bakery. The Bakery might like the church and the sex stuff. The church one might only be federated to the bakery and painting one. Its not just that an instances can have many different channels, but each instance can have channels with specific focus. Or even an instances for your local diy business or a 18 year old who rally wants us to see what’s in between his legs. Lemmy is definitely far from what reddit is.






  • Innie, meene, minie, moe! Must be this speech… Fellow Americans, by now, no doubt you have been sighting the alien ships arriving from space to rape our… What a wonderful word “rape”! Don’t you think? A handsome alien came to me the other day crying. Very tall muscular alien, only raped me a couple of times. He said to me, he said. " we would like to take your planet for ourselves ". So Elon Trump starts flights to Mars tomorrow. It gonna be wonderful. Just wait till you all see Trumpland our new country in mars. Beautiful place. And the women there also have the pussies. You know, they come from here, so they got beautiful pussies. They let you grab them if you’re famous.