Well then who the hell is gonna clear all the grass clippings off my sidewalk!?
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What if they just double jump over it?
For the Yuri lovers, it’s just 24/7
Draw her smoulderin’ while boulderin’
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!4·3 days agoIt’s one of their chief weapons
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Back in my day this MF was .29 cents and was THICK with INGREDIENTS383·4 days agoyou could just fill a tortilla with laxatives and blunderbuss buckshot for similar end results
xkbx@startrek.websiteto politics @lemmy.world•Inside the White-Only Settlement in Arkansas: The Group Building a 'Fortress for the White Race'9·4 days ago“Many of the wider group did not want to be here with journalists; I’m told they include law enforcement officers and federal agents.”
BY GAWD
I AM SHOOKETH
xkbx@startrek.websiteto A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•CEO Brags That He Gets "Extremely Excited" Firing People and Replacing Them With AI12·4 days agoHonestly, we should all be doing this. Imagine if companies actually had to be accountable to pay and respect people… Those overinflated execs would deflate and shrivel like a man’s ego when getting out of the pool.
It’s like when children grab the toys of others. They don’t want to
playwithkeep the toy, the fact of the toy being possessed is what makes the toy desirable. The grass is always married on the other side of the fence.Edit: choice of wordS
“Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank airport."1892·9 days agoFinally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•God used Confusion! It was super effective!4·9 days agowait I actually get that
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•God used Confusion! It was super effective!11·9 days agoHa, I can read 50% of this meme
I believe I am more confused than if I could read none
I was gonna go for Dolphewer (dolphin + fewer as fewer sounds like Führer)
They make the Transforming noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•>MFW I overclocked my electric toothbrush7·11 days agowhen yo girl asks u to fart in her face 😎
Deep Purple x Misfits crossover? That sounds terrible, I’ll only purchase two albums
xkbx@startrek.websiteOPto Steam Deck@sopuli.xyz•[Help] Buying Steam Deck locally vs internationally1·15 days agoI haven’t had any issues last time when I brought my OLED Steam Deck into France, and typically I only bring carry-on. Then again, I also really don’t mind traveling light.
What about after mewing?