Exactly. I’m jealous tbh.

Check out Netguard. It’s an app that pretends to be a VPN client so most of your traffic has to go through it - and then you can deny/allow internet access per app. Even works without root.

Mod your consoles, find backups online. For PSX check out PSIO…

I am so checking that out!

So here I am, growing older all the time
Looking older all the time, feeling younger in my mind
And here I am, doing everything I can
Holding on to what I am, pretending I’m a superman

I see.

But why?

Yes. 1-5 are way better than 7 though, especially 2. But whatever.

Oh no, I hoped it was SamSho…

My dad gave me his when he didn’t need it anymore - I should still have it somewhere… only ever played pretend with it…

Ha! I distinctly remember ‘inventing’ the same joke…

Ah, thanks. I’ll check it out.

What’s that from?

But I have wired controllers already. And they never run out of batteries…

“The almost insoluble task is to let neither the power of others, nor our own powerlessness, stupefy us.”

[“Die fast unlösbare Aufgabe besteht darin, weder von der Macht der anderen, noch von der eigenen Ohnmacht sich dumm machen zu lassen.”]

• Adorno, Minima Moralia (translated by E. Jephcott).

I’ll bet there is - some of my friends call it “Leseschlaf” (reading sleep), which seems fitting.

It does if you’re a homophobe.

Potentially libraries could fill that spot (even though they aren’t places of business that 3rd places usually are. And even though a lot of libraries still have a long way to go before they can really be called friendly/save spaces by minorities).

It would also make a killer tattoo.

Does this work?

Don’t tell me there’s only one way to find out - my wife would kill me (justifiably so, I guess).