Sign the petition for a Guillotine emoji.
I hate to break it to you – but we’re already here.
I got my 1996 Renault Laguna up to 200km/h and it felt and sounded like the engine block was about to jump into the passenger cabin.
Yes! Focus on cost of living – gas, groceries, rent! Help people¹ out!
¹(white, hetero, cis men)
It’s giving
April – 1805.
Napoleon is master of Europe.
Only the British fleet stands before him.
Oceans are now battlefields.
Okay, dann fahr doch einfach alleine 11 km/h und dann macht das Fahrrad seine 25 km/h oben drauf. Easy.
Du wirst doch wohl 11 km/h ohne Unterstützung schaffen.
Hah, Tate last had that much hair when he was eight.
Ah, yeah. Misread, that makes way more sense.
And don’t forget to put the tea bag in first.
“They” can be used as a gender non-specific pronoun.
Am I reading that correctly, that for the gov to start covering individual damages of over 5 million the OVERALL terrorism damages in that year have to be greater than 200 billion?
Salary man
It’s just a very accurate description of me.
The only thing using POV correctly anymore is porn.
Oh god, imagine USB-A’ing your electrical outlets.
*shudders in german*
Maybe they’re counting Japanese people as Pacific Islanders? Which imo seems more racist somehow.