

Even if true, why couldn’t the electrochemical processes be simulated too?
- You’re missing the argument, that even you can simulate the process of digestion perfectly, no actual digestion takes place in the real world.
- Even if you simulate biological processes perfectly, no actual biology occurs.
- The main argument from the author is that trying to divorce intelligence from biological imperatives can be very foolish, which is why they highlight that even a cat is smarter than an LLM.
But even if it is, it’s “just” a matter of scale.
- Fundamentally what the author is saying, is that it’s a difference in kind not a difference in quantity.
- Nothing actually guarantees that the laws of physics are computable, and nothing guarantees that our best model actually fits reality (aside from being a very good approximation).
- Even numerically solving the Hamiltonians from quantum mechanics, is extremely difficult in practice.
I do know how to write a program that produces indistinguishable results from a real coin for a simulation.
- Even if you (or anyone) can’t design a statistical test that can detect the difference of a sequence of heads or tails, doesn’t mean one doesn’t exist.
- Importantly you are also only restricting yourself to the heads or tails sequence, ignoring the coin moving the air, pulling on the planet, and plopping back down in a hand. I challenge you to actually write a program that can achieve these things.
- Also decent random-number generation is not actually properly speaking Turing complete [Unless again you simulate physics but then again, you have to properly choose random starting conditions even if you assume you have a capable simulator] , modern computers use stuff like component temperature/execution time/user interaction to add “entropy” to random number generation, not direct computation.
As a summary,
- When reducing any problem for a “simpler” one, you have to be careful what you ignore.
- The simulation argument is a bit irrelevant, but as a small aside not guaranteed to be possible in principle, and certainly untractable with current physics model/technology.
- Human intelligence has a lot of externalities and cannot be reduced to pure “functional objects”.
- If it’s just about input/output you could be fooled by a tape recorder, and a simple filing system, but I think you’ll agree those aren’t intelligent. The output as meaning to you, but it doesn’t have meaning for the tape-recorder.

I’ll gladly endorse most of what the author is saying.
This isn’t really a debate club, and I’m not really trying to change your mind. I will just end on a note that:
Neither the author nor me really suggest that it is impossible for machines to think (indeed humans are biological machines), only that it is likely—nothing so stark as inherently—that Turing Machines cannot. “Computable” in the essay means something specific.
Simulation != Simulacrum.
And because I can’t resist, I’ll just clarify that when I said:
It means that the test does (or can possibly) exist that, it’s just not achievable by humans. [Although I will also note that for methods that don’t rely on measuring the physical world (pseudo random-number generators) the tests designed by humans a more than adequate to discriminate the generated list from the real thing.]