loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agoPost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down12
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loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agoPlease post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes communityplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up198arrow-down14
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FanciestPants@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 hours agoStreet vendorplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down16
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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoA job well donelemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1568arrow-down110
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BeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoDo you know which band made it to the top?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down13
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kaamkiya@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 days agoBefore crowbars were invented, crows simply drank at home.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1215arrow-down14
arrow-up1211arrow-down1message-squareBefore crowbars were invented, crows simply drank at home.kaamkiya@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square7fedilink
otacon239@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoI work in quality control at a scissors companyplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down13
arrow-up1105arrow-down1message-squareI work in quality control at a scissors companyplus-squareotacon239@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square9fedilink
Fuck spez@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days agoI'm finally writing a dad joke about herbs.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1134arrow-down15
arrow-up1129arrow-down1message-squareI'm finally writing a dad joke about herbs.plus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square9fedilink
FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoBogged down with idealismplus-squarelemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up1203arrow-down15
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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayEnglish · 8 days agoWhat happens when you don't obey they KGB?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down17
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gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-28 days agoIt's too good tuba truelemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1457arrow-down118
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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayEnglish · 8 days agoNo lies detected lemmy.todayexternal-linkmessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up1406arrow-down12
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Nougat@fedia.io · 8 days agoOpening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down19
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FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoExcel-sior!plus-squarelemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up1332arrow-down15
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kaamkiya@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 days agoI gave my handyman a todo list, but he only did items 1, 3 and 5.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1153arrow-down17
arrow-up1146arrow-down1message-squareI gave my handyman a todo list, but he only did items 1, 3 and 5.plus-squarekaamkiya@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square6fedilink
kaamkiya@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-213 days agoIf your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1300arrow-down111
arrow-up1289arrow-down1message-squareIf your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.plus-squarekaamkiya@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-213 days agomessage-square21fedilink
Metostopholes@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 days agoIt's useful that my dog floats.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up1195arrow-down13
arrow-up1192arrow-down1message-squareIt's useful that my dog floats.plus-squareMetostopholes@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square3fedilink
loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 18 days ago…then I accidentally ate my cat’s medsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down16
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loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 18 days agoI ate a clock yesterdayplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up165arrow-down16
arrow-up159arrow-down1message-squareI ate a clock yesterdayplus-squareloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square7fedilink
owenfromcanada@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days agoI was really nervous about my first day working at Olive Gardenplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down13
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squareI was really nervous about my first day working at Olive Gardenplus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square1fedilink
