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kaamkiya@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Before crowbars were invented, crows simply drank at home.

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Before crowbars were invented, crows simply drank at home.

kaamkiya@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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