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Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

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Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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  • sunzu@kbin.run
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    10 months ago

    fake news… real men use safety razors.

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      I shave my vag with a safety razor because I’m alpha as fuck

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        deleted by creator

      • sunzu@kbin.run
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        Go on!

    • EleventhHour@lemmy.world
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      Like this?

      Gillette platinum razors, baby

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        This here is a man proper, ladies!

        • EleventhHour@lemmy.world
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          Ahem, gentlemen ;)

          • sunzu@kbin.run
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            10 months ago

            Get it boys!!!

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            Fellas, is it gay to shave? /s

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              It literally is. A good straight Christian man does not cut his beard.

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        Every other form of shaving is torture.

        Like I really didn’t believe the hype until I got one. I was scared at first of nicking myself, but I haven’t done it once in the two years I’ve used it

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        Those are solid. I found Voskhod razors E X T R E M E L Y consistent between blades and comparably as smooth as platinum, nacets, silver blue.

        I cut the shit out of my face with just about everything else I tried.

        If anyone reading this is new to shaving, I would recommend Gillette as a good starting point and then try other brands. Don’t get a variety pack, because you get a bunch of shit blades.

        I use Creamo shave cream and like it. It’s cheap as fuck, and nice and thick. You can control how thick with how much water you use. I found other creams get pretty watery pretty quickly

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          I like Proraso shave cream myself

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        Bluebird razor is liiiife

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        100 blades for $20, yes please.

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          I spent $100 for 100 5-packs about 10 years ago, and I still have about 25 packs left. Although, I did go through long periods where I had a beard for a several years.

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            Sorry, I just made a quick exaggeration of the price. I just got 10 for about $15 a month or so ago. That was the only pack I could find at the drug store. The previous one was a 100 pack, but it was probably more than $20.

            Regardless, much better than the new 5-blade heads. They’re expensive.

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              Sorry, I edited a little typo there. But yeah, those cartridge blades are outrageously expensive. Safety blades are super duper cheap.

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                Agreed.

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        ID on the bowl?

        • EleventhHour@lemmy.world
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          Mug and razor handle are both Edwin Jagger.

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      Alpha males wait until they develop rust for that real manly rugged shave.

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        no pain, no gain

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