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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago

Seafood (lightly) boil(-ed only using water, not even salt)

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Seafood (lightly) boil(-ed only using water, not even salt)

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago
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    :hog-slop:

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      10 months ago

      god i love this website

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      🤮

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      10 months ago

      I’ve seen my dog puke up more appetizing slop piles, dear lord

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      It looks like it’s sitting on a puddle of cum

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      garmonbozia

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    biggus-piggus slop’s on boys!

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    that is the worst attempt at a low country boil I have ever seen.

    first off, I don’t even understand the logistics of doing it inside like this. at least have the dump out on a screened in porch with fans if you’re gonna be all genteel and shit.

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    “Local pigs serve Worst Seafood Boil Ever, asked to leave Louisiana”

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    feast-1feast-2

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    10 months ago

    Zooming in on those taters show clearcut signs of not being cooked enough

    They’re basically half-raw

    visible-disgust

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    lol someone cooked the cops shitty food

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    It’s not supposed to be brown and grey!

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    Eugh, that is literal slop. I’d say have some self-respect but no one should respect a cop.

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    I’ve had a crawfish boil, it aint supposed to look like that

    Dumping it on the table, fine, padding with a lot of veggies and store bought shrimp, fine. But the undercooked veggies, overcooked shrimp and utter lack of seasoning or other seafood is a crime. I don’t see any garlic or anything either, just some loose onion layers

    • TechnoUnionTypeBeat [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I don’t even see any crawfish there

      I see one thing that charitably might be a crawfish, but everything else looks like shit

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        Yeah this is called a Lowcountry boil, as someone else pointed out.

        Still grossly undercooked/unseasoned, but it is supposed to be shrimp and sausage.

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          just shrimp and sausage? idk lol

          but yeah, it doesn’t have to be crawfish but some variety would be nice

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    it has to take effort to make a seafood boil of all things look this bland

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    Old Bay is too ethnic.

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    My latent Louisiana swamp DNA is encouraging me to do adventurism upon seeing this

    How do you fuck up a shrimp boil this badly. My meemaw was blind in one eye, riddled with arthritis, and also sometimes incredibly lazy and she would easily make seven pots of crawfish boil no problem

    What in the fuck

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    Is that true? Because that shrimp does look REALLY gross.

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    The state of Louisiana probably has a hit on these guys now.

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