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  • danisth [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    Star Citizen shit makes me so mad. If a tiny fraction of what they’ve promised actually existed as a functional cohesive game it would probably be sick. When I first heard about SC I was obsessed with it, how could you not be? I know this is the oldest grift in vidya games, but at least Peter molyneux delivered a fun game, if it was a shadow of what was promised.

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        10 months ago

        Fable 3 fumbled so fucking hard, it’s honestly remarkable. Almost every vaguely fun feature from the earlier games is made tangibly worse, from emoting to leveling progress, to the story being absolute dogwater. Hell, I think the worst sin by far was “Wot if instead of a menu like a normal video game we made you load into a whole separate instanced location” with John the decrepit old boomer racist fucking Cleese as your butler.

        Funnily enough, when I played through the one time I ever played it I managed to avoid the ending crises by being just so stupidly rich ahead of time and realistically by that point all the ‘decisions’ were made pretty moot. The sudden time-skips didn’t bother at all because I just wanted shit to be over.