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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

Anon has a back injury

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Anon has a back injury

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago
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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.

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      You shouldn’t get your dog to suck your dick, no matter how flexible the dog is.

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        Yeah, they can’t make a vacuum due to their mouth shape, so it’s just going to be sloppy with a large risk of puncture. Totally not worth it.

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      They say it’s more like sucking a dick vs getting a bj apparently.

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        Sounds like a win-win in my book.

      • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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        It’s about fifty fifty.

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          A 50 50 will cost you about tree fiddy in these parts. So they say…

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      Yes. I know peeps and it’s apparently awesome.

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      I mean I heard a kid broke his neck trying back in the late 90s

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      Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.

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        I wasn’t the one who did it, and it didn’t keep him from licking other dogs…

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      I have tried before whether I could do it, the answer was no, and I don’t feel I am missing out on anything.

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      I’d imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don’t want to taste their own dick.

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        I wonder if that’s actually the case. I imagine that if I had the body of a (hot) woman then I would be turned on by my own body. However, I haven’t heard of gay people getting off while looking in the mirror…

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          Let me present you gym bros. I also recall someone back in high school who said he masturbated looking at his own ass in the mirror.

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          Gay trans woman here. Queer people absolutely can get turned on by our own naked bodies. I have first hand experience.

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