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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前

I do solemnly swear

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I do solemnly swear

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前
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    If I’m not swearing on The Hitchhiker’s Guide I’m not bound by man or god.

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      You can use anything you want. I don’t think the courts can literally refuse it as long as it’s reasonable.

      Although the only time I ever had to do it they didn’t have a Bible they just had a person swear me in. But that was just as a witness so maybe that was the reason.

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        If it isn’t the original Gutenberg bible I refuse to swear.

        • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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          In the original Hebrew or it doesn’t count

      • can@sh.itjust.works
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        Is the guide reasonable?

        • crazybrain@lemmy.spacestation14.com
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          Depending on what country, probably. Someone has sworn an oath on a river before.

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            I swear on the Nile that I’m not in denial!

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      It’s certainly a much better story than the sky cake

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      Amen

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