GoebbelsDeezNuts [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoThing are bleak, I come sharing good news.www.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down10file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.world
arrow-up127arrow-down1external-linkThing are bleak, I come sharing good news.www.cbsnews.comGoebbelsDeezNuts [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square2fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.world
minus-squareFeinsteins_Ghost [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 months agoThey escaped from a place called Alpha Genesis. Absolutely nothing good is happening at a place with a name like that.
minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months ago The primates broke loose from a Alpha Genesis facility Right why the fuck would you name a research facility that? What do they research novel science-horror movie plots?
They escaped from a place called Alpha Genesis.
Absolutely nothing good is happening at a place with a name like that.
Right why the fuck would you name a research facility that? What do they research novel science-horror movie plots?