Lmao the shoehorned T&A was always the worst part about older games. Seriously, it always seems so forced and pandering. Especially in horror games. How can I be scared if I’m laughing at the boobs flying everywhere?
Like if I was into big booba women I’d be insulted “You think I’m dumb enough that I’ll buy anything if it has boobie jiggles in it?”
Good old days to them was Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball and saying slurs in CoD voice chat. They might sometimes even think of a game they like!
The thing about horror though is that it’s a question of tone. Looads of horror movies play the booba card, to great effect. The silly horniness of Friday the 13th is a vital part of the recipe, for example. What doesn’t work is trying to grimdark at the same time. But these people demand both SERIOUS and BOOBA at all times
Being in a state of undress to both titillate and underscore vulnerability is different from GGG honkadonks with jigglebone physics blocking the camera during cutscenes
Lmao FFS why don’t they just watch porn or something?
mad about not being the default audience and how things are no longer made just for them
Lmao the shoehorned T&A was always the worst part about older games. Seriously, it always seems so forced and pandering. Especially in horror games. How can I be scared if I’m laughing at the boobs flying everywhere?
Like if I was into big booba women I’d be insulted “You think I’m dumb enough that I’ll buy anything if it has boobie jiggles in it?”
yep, but to the reptilian gooner brains it was the “good old days”.
grums eat shit and [redacted] challenge
Good old days to them was Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball and saying slurs in CoD voice chat. They might sometimes even think of a game they like!
There’s only one “good old days of gaming”.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I really hope the battle heels are next.
Kelly cartoon where the booba sex doll main character is without the heels,
is crying about it, and Kelly in the corner is saying 
Heel turn.
if you take away Raiden’s battle heels I’ll fucking lose it
The thing about horror though is that it’s a question of tone. Looads of horror movies play the booba card, to great effect. The silly horniness of Friday the 13th is a vital part of the recipe, for example. What doesn’t work is trying to grimdark at the same time. But these people demand both SERIOUS and BOOBA at all times
Being in a state of undress to both titillate and underscore vulnerability is different from GGG honkadonks with jigglebone physics blocking the camera during cutscenes
They don’t want to be reminded that the act of sex exists, and that people other than them are doing it all the time, just booba
Or play a porn GAME?! Gamers truly belong in a dark pit
every game a porn game
Don’t besmirch my man evrart ny using him like that :screm:
Mr Evrart is helping me find my cum